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in my house i’m the one who has to remind my mother not to eat snacks after eating dinner -_-

Anonymous said: what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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Anonymous said: reverse mermaids though

peabug:

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